theinternetontape.com Tom and Toby read the internet out loud, with hilarious results. en-PI http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/ JellyCast http://www.jellycast.com musicalteeth@gmail.com (thewillmottbrothers) Comedy Sat, 22 Mar 2014 15:11:31 +0000 Mon, 14 Jul 2014 16:05:47 +0100 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/files/IOC%20Thumbnail_0.jpg theinternetontape.com 144 144 Tom and Toby read the internet out loud, with hilarious results. Toby Willmott and Tom Bennett thewillmottbrothers musicalteeth@gmail.com podcast No No Tom and Toby read the internet out loud, with hilarious results. In this podcast, Tom and Toby go on a journey into the darkest, most banal corners of the world wide web and read it aloud like beat poetry or a great speech. Along the way they discover that indeed that great darkness and banality for which they are searching for may be much closer than they had ever imagined. https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/51 This week Tom makes a bid to start a podcast revolution. After this he leads us on an archaeological quest to discover a surviving part of the 90's internet. Then as Tom's mind heads west, Toby takes the helm in order to lead a shambolic quest to prevent the rise of the machines. That's right, it's Deepak or Don't Pak! To finish, we say goodbye to Josh who has been called back to the North by the house Stark. Or a new job. Or maybe it's just he wants to be closer the original Gregg's. Are you still reading this? If you've made it this far, then your body is ready for the Internet On Cassette. Tue, 19 May 2015 17:40:02 +0100 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/51 thewillmottbrothers https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/51 This week Tom makes a bid to start a podcast revolution. After this he leads us on an archaeological quest to discover a surviving part of the 90's internet. Then as Tom's mind heads west, Toby takes the helm in order to lead a shambolic quest to prevent the rise of the machines. That's right, it's Deepak or Don't Pak! To finish, we say goodbye to Josh who has been called back to the North by the house Stark. Or a new job. Or maybe it's just he wants to be closer the original Gregg's. Are you still reading this? If you've made it this far, then your body is ready for the Inter No comedy, bristol, internet, 00:59:14 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/50 This week's episode is the sexiest yet! Can a computer write a sentence which is even steamier than that of erotica writer E.L James? Can Toby convince Tom to become a Larry Shipper? Also, what is a Larry Shipper? There is only one way to find out. Join Tom & Toby as they pit man against machine in a game called 50 Shades of Deepak. After thisToby will lead Tom on a journey into love. Specifically, the love between two members of One Direction and their many dedicated Tumblr supporters . If it gets too much, just yell out the safety word... Mon, 16 Mar 2015 17:21:37 +0000 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/50 jellycast https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/50 No Podcast 00:47:00 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/49 This week Toby and Tom joined by a real life part of the internet! The guest is the host of Rum Doings and owner of Rock Paper Shotgun, John Walker. This week, Tom tries to slow the inevitable tide that is the machine uprising. After this we crack the bible code and then we play a silly game! We also delve deep into the pure horribleness that is The Sony Marketing Team's internal powerpoint presentations. It is as bad as it sounds. Fri, 20 Feb 2015 18:34:02 +0000 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/49 jellycast https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/49 No Podcast 00:57:12 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/45 We're back, and what a show we have for you. This week, prepare for a shocking revelation as to Tom's true nature. After this we learn about how the wind affects our WiFi signal. Then Tom warms up the Deepak machine to create a hybrid game which is an abomination against creation. Then as a special treat, Toby tells a story about a phone call which makes absolutely no sense. It's pretty great. Wed, 04 Feb 2015 17:02:31 +0000 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/45 jellycast https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/45 No Podcast 00:50:43 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/44 This week, we welcome back resident guest Joshua Sadler, who helps us jam out some #RealTalk Then Tom directs us on a journey into the ferocious jungle that is the Pokémon forums. There we bear witness to a titanic battle of wits between two of the great minds of the Pokemon universe. Then we learn the terrifying story of the demise of Jamaican dance hall artist, Sean Paul. Also Tom is a criminal. So is Josh. Wed, 04 Feb 2015 16:20:55 +0000 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/44 jellycast https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/44 No Podcast 00:47:39 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/43 This week we discover where Tom has been for the past month and Toby eases us back into the podcast rhythm. Of course we also discuss the shocking truth behind the rebrand. It was beef. Internet beef. Wed, 04 Feb 2015 16:00:31 +0000 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/43 jellycast https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/43 No Podcast 00:38:40 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/42 This Week Tom and Toby Tom and Toby forensically examine the most relevant search queries offered by floundering search engines. Together they attempt to decode the psyche of the enigmatic users of Bing & Ask Jeeves. After this, Tom interrupts with some crazy emails and then Toby wonders whether or not a computer could name a baby better than a celebrity. Only a game of 'Deepak or Don't Pak?' can decide... Wed, 28 May 2014 23:37:56 +0100 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/42 jellycast https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/42 No Podcast 00:37:56 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/25 This week Tom and Toby discuss their first crushes. Then they seek them out using the power of the internet. Wed, 04 Feb 2015 15:46:57 +0000 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/25 jellycast https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/25 No Podcast 00:29:18 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/27 This Week, Tom and Toby read from hamsterhideout.com. During their visit, Toby introduces a new segment, beautiful poetry is read aloud and of course we pay a visit to The Rainbow Bridge. After this, they plunge into the depths of banality which can only be found in the murky waters of social media. Wed, 04 Feb 2015 15:48:12 +0000 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/27 jellycast https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/27 No Podcast 00:24:16 https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/28 This week, Tom and Toby are joined by the delightful comedian Josh Sadler. Together and with help from the internet they search for the answers to some of philosophy's biggest questions. In the quest for answers Tom creates something both terrible and beautiful. It's a ridiculous game. Talking points include: The legacy of Kim Jong Il, the comedy singularity and the god-husk. Wed, 04 Feb 2015 15:58:31 +0000 Content https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/28 Tom Bennett & Toby Willmott https://thewillmottbrothers.jellycast.com/node/28 Together and with help from the internet they search for the answers to some of philosophy's biggest questions. No philoshophy, the internet on tape, comedy, toby willmott, tom bennett, Michael Mcintyre 00:49:20